Went for dinner over at our friends Mandy and Cam's place this evening. They are one week in as new puppy parents and of course we were all 'a twitter about introducing our little monkey (Mason, 8 month old human) to their little monkey (Finn, 9 week old dog).
When we pulled up at the house Jamie began unbuckling Mason from his carseat.
"What?" I said
"Mace peed through his pants onto the seat. How'd ya do that buddy?"
"What? He peed through his pants? He hasn't done that in like forever. Did you put the diaper on right?"
"YESSSS, I put the diaper on right" (Jamie does not appreciate the questioning of his diapering abilities)
We went inside and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Questioned began the diaper change
"Oh. Whoops, sorry buddy!"
"Why? What happened?"
"I forgot to tuck his weiner in. It was sticking out of the diaper"
And hence Mason spent the rest of the evening wrapped in a towel, as I "may" have forgotten to pack a change of clothes. We are awesome parents.