Pop Quiz, Hotshot

You're the mother of one, and as the lead-up to a spectacular Mother's Day Sunday Extravaganza (it is going to be an extravaganza, right Jamie?) your thoughtful husband gives you four hours of baby-free time on a Saturday. What do you do with this precious break? Do you:

(a) Lounge around, read a book, and take a nice long bubble bath
(b) Go shopping with a girlfriend
(c) Cruise the 'hood in your Swagger Wagon
(d) Continue your study of traditional Greek wrestling skills with your neighbor, Edna

And the answer is ...

Hidden Option (e): Sleep

Thats right. This is what my life has come to. I was given four sweet, beautiful, gorgeous hours of alone time today, and what did I do? I slept. And not even purposefully. I actually fell asleep within minutes of sitting down to enjoy myself and read a book. I was beyond excited to have all this time to myself, had visions of all the luxurious things I wanted to do, and I fell asleep. If that isn't the definition of pathetic, I don't know what is.

In other news, my little rag-a-muffin got his first haircut!

I finally don't have to put a bag over his head when we go out. Success!

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